Every July, as the Tour de France rolls through the picturesque landscapes of France, it captivates millions around the world. For some, it’s more than just a race; it’s a lifestyle, a passion, and a reflection of their own cycling identity. From the casual observer to the die-hard enthusiast, the Tour de France has a way of bringing out the cyclist in all of us. But which type of fan are you?
The Superfan Who Rides… Occasionally
These fans are the armchair experts of the cycling world. They have an encyclopedic knowledge of gear setups and race strategies, often sharing their insights with anyone who will listen. Yet, ironically, their own riding experience is limited. Their passion for the sport is undeniable, but it’s largely theoretical.
While they may not be chasing personal records on the road, they are chasing theoretical w/kg superiority. For them, the Tour de France is best experienced from the comfort of their couch, with a baguette in one hand and a spreadsheet in the other. They relish the opportunity to critique team strategies and mechanical setups, drawing parallels to past Tours.
The Casual Glancer
For some, the Tour de France is a pleasant backdrop to their daily lives. These fans appreciate the spectacle but aren’t consumed by it. They know the big names like Pogačar and Vingegaard, but their interest is more about the moments than the minutiae.
They enjoy the dramatic sprints and picturesque helicopter shots, often catching the last few kilometers live and watching highlights later. Their own cycling habits are sporadic, dictated by the weather and social commitments. They ride for enjoyment, not competition, and their gear is more about fashion than function.
The Reluctantly Ripped Tour Analyst
This fan is all about the data. They ride not out of passion, but because their body demands it. Their training is rigorous, and their focus is on performance metrics rather than the race itself. They may not watch every stage live, but they keep a close eye on the stats.
For them, the Tour de France is a benchmark of performance. They compare their own metrics to those of the pros, always striving to improve. Their passion for cycling is methodical, driven by precision and data rather than emotion.
The Pro in Disguise
Then there are those who live and breathe the Tour de France. These fans don’t just watch the race; they immerse themselves in it. They know every detail, from team strategies to individual rider stats, and they train like they’re part of the peloton.
Every July, they recreate the Tour experience in their own lives, climbing mountains and pushing their limits. Their dedication is unwavering, and their knowledge of the race is unparalleled. For them, the Tour de France is not just a race; it’s a way of life.
So, which type of fan are you? Perhaps you see a bit of yourself in each of these categories, depending on the stage profile or the weather forecast. That’s the beauty of the Tour de France; it’s a reflection of our own cycling passions and quirks.
To help you discover your Tour de France alter ego, we’ve created a quiz. It’s brutally honest, slightly unhinged, and requires no warm-up. Take the quiz and find out which type of Tour de France fan you really are. And yes, there are prizes for the taking.
Whether you’re a superfan, a casual glancer, a data-driven analyst, or a pro in disguise, the Tour de France has a place for you. Embrace your cycling identity and enjoy the ride!
